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Hogarth judge

Mindless joke circulation

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"said a fourth, to which several nodded painfully in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully "and thank God we can all still drive"

Comments

Aacck. All too true, which is what used to flip our birth mom out. She was an excellent driver and never had any problems with it, but she was worried that obligatory eye tests would find something under par and she'd have to turn in her license. The complaint she always had was seniors who would drive way under the speed limit.