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February 2018

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Hogarth judge

The word for today is: DOOM!!!

Sorry to break it to you this way, but the human race is DOOMED.

While I'm not permitted at this time to reveal the full DOOM to you in all its hideous awfulness, other to say that Donald Rumsfeld and Yahoo Serious are seriously implicated, I am permitted to give you a sign.

The sign of DOOM is this. Tonight, the moon will grow dim, and faintly glow blood red.

If you see this sign, take whatever comfort you can in the fact that your DOOM is certain. If not, forget I said anything, OK?

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hahahaha!

Tonight, when we were leaving to go to my favorite Republican's 37th birthday party, I noticed that the moon looked very strange. It was very obvious that it was a big round ball, but I looked at Dave and commented, "what happened? Did the sun go nova or something?"

A bit later, when we were leaving said party, we realized what happened.
We must have slept right through it. I guess Leslie saved the universe again because everything looks to still be in place this morning, unless that's an illusion.