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The pleasures that are his birthright.....

From the Oak Ridge online museum



Vita Radium Suppositories!


Produced by the Home Products Company of Denver, Colorado, these suppositories were guaranteed to contain real radium - and probably did.

From the company's brochure:

Weak Discouraged Men!
Now Bubble Over with Joyous Vitality
Through the Use of
Glands and Radium


". . . properly functioning glands make themselves known in a quick, brisk step, mental alertness and the ability to live and love in the fullest sense of the word . . . A man must be in a bad way indeed to sit back and be satisfied without the pleasures that are his birthright! . . . Try them and see what good results you get!"

All Home Product customer orders were shipped in a plain wrapper for confidentiality.




I missed my historical moment, it seems. I must once again complain of the unjust and irrational laws that prevent me from selling people radioactive material to stick up their arse as an aphrodisiac.

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