A Republican congressman from Texas says that Obama wants to revive the Ottoman Empire.
This is the best reason to vote for Obama yet. The Ottoman Empire sounds pretty cool. Really. You have Caliphs and Sultans and Pashas. You get to have a harem and work in your pyjamas. I say let's do this thing.
This is the best reason to vote for Obama yet. The Ottoman Empire sounds pretty cool. Really. You have Caliphs and Sultans and Pashas. You get to have a harem and work in your pyjamas. I say let's do this thing.
Bath.
Towel.
Border.
May I see your passport, please?
And smoke.... Camels! I feel like I could walk a mile for a Camel now. Don't you, Sam?
Edited at 2012-09-29 05:39 am (UTC)
And now, our National Anthem.
Nooo! Not the light and flaky pastry of my people's darkest hour!
Edited at 2012-09-29 06:54 pm (UTC)