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Idea for an ad for Obama

I've had an idea for an 30-second ad for Obama that I've been mulling around in my head for a couple weeks.





[Photo of Obama saluting the flag]

NAGGING MOTHERLY FEMALE VOICE: Barack Obama is unpatriotic.

[Photo of Obama and Jeremiah Wright]

NAGGING MOTHERLY FEMALE VOICE: His pastor is a radical. And anyways, he's really a Muslim.

[More black and white pictures of Obama]

NAGGING MOTHERLY FEMALE VOICE becomes more and more high pitched and agitated, working up to a screaming crescendo:

He's for high gas prices! He'll raise your taxes! He's a socialist! He'll come to take your guns away! He knows too many words, and can spell them too! He's against God! He'll get your daughter pregnant!

- etc. -

[cut to:]

BARACK OBAMA: If you're as sick of this crap as I am, let them know in November.

[finis]





If somebody with those kinds of connections wants to pass this idea on, go ahead and do it.

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