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Tractatus de corporis diminuendo.

Technically, I reproduce by division, like Maoists do. That's the thing about people who go around in Mao suits. Turn your eyes away from them, and all of a sudden there's two, half as big. They can keep doing this indefinitely, too.

This is how I managed to get thousands of tiny Chinese Communists in my bloodstream, and penicillin don't faze 'em. You know Red China is everywhere, in your refrigerator, tiny little Maoists peering out of the dark cobwebbed corners; sometimes you step on one and don't even notice until the smell catches up with you.
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