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A Republican congressman from Texas says that Obama wants to revive the Ottoman Empire.

This is the best reason to vote for Obama yet. The Ottoman Empire sounds pretty cool. Really. You have Caliphs and Sultans and Pashas. You get to have a harem and work in your pyjamas. I say let's do this thing.

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This is side five. Follow in your book and repeat after me as we learn three new words in Turkish.

Bath.
Towel.
Border.

May I see your passport, please?
Fine, Sam; then we can invite over a bunch of immigrants, and make ... shish kebab, and wear Shriner hats, and spin around until we get dizzy.

And smoke.... Camels! I feel like I could walk a mile for a Camel now. Don't you, Sam?

Edited at 2012-09-29 05:39 am (UTC)

And now, our National Anthem.

Nooo! Not the light and flaky pastry of my people's darkest hour!